20 My thoughts on the Hope Plank situation.19 Insane ANTIFA activist burns Satanic Warmaster vinyls and gets arrested.18 The most ridiculous Band Appeal thread in Metal Archives history.17 Guy in my school pretends to be a longtime fan of metal denies that he's a poser.16 Entitled brat tries to steal my rare Moonblood vinyl mombie defends him.15 Our new principle tries to stop me from wearing a Terrorizer shirt I sue the school for it.14 Crazy metal elitist tries to take stash of metal and rock CDs and vinyls that were being donated to poor music fans, then cusses out gothic girl.13 1st Amendment Auditors try to rip up my friend's shirt We beat their asses.12 Batshit insane SJW accuses me of being a white supremacist because I wore a Burzum shirt.10 Audiophile calls me racist because I don't own Japanese vinyls thinks MP3s lose data overtime.9 Hardcore punk fan tries to convince us that Black Flag and Minor Threat are metal bands, then destroys my friend's Bluetooth speaker because we were playing Carcass.8 Crazy kid pisses off her mom by playing death metal songs during a live stream and ruins the food.7 Rangerphile flips me off for not liking Korn and his sick obsession, then plays victim after I confront him.6 User on Metal Archives rages at users over rejected review, then gets banned.5 Beyonce fan tries to steal my Cannibal Corpse CD.3 6IX9INE fan interrupts heavy metal concert to show the crowd "real music".2 Karen flips her shit at my friend's birthday party because we blasted Morbid Angel at the park.1 Religious Nut-job family accuses me and my friend of being Satanists because we were wearing heavy metal shirts, then mock Devici's little brother for being bisexual.
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